WTF is Aaron Haber's Mystery Mischief Collection NFT Game?! Here's what! (Click here to grab one now)

1. You get this small-batch literary NFT. That should be enough, my lit shit is tight, aight?

2. But, who doesn’t like fun, utility, and mystery?! Right? RIGHT?!

3. So, I’ve mischievously added surprise unlockable content to each NFT!

4. Maybe it’s awesome, maybe it’s weird, maybe it’s really fucking weird, maybe it's the freaking Jacked Pot! I’m not telling and if they're not sold you’ll never know.

Oh, and unlike every other NFT currently for sale, I'm not giving away rights to anything here except for you to have an awesome NFT and enjoy the shit out of it.

Listen: The Mysterious Mischief utilities/prizes/whatever are only granted to the very first collector. Any secondary sales are only getting this here Lit AF NFT.

Heart

A Non-Non-Fungible Flash Fiction piece by Aaron Haber

Everyone in the sleepy, little town of Wheaton knew that Jonathan was a great guy. 

Jonathan was always there for you when you needed him, and he had heart.  On that, no one would disagree. 

Whether you needed an extra hand or were feeling down and just needed a friendly shoulder, Jonathan was there for you.

Jonathan had your back. 

Jonathan was a great listener and would never betray your secrets, and his lips were always sealed.

 “That’s what keeps them so fresh,” Jenny thought.

Yes, Jenny knew it was no use.  She was in love with Jonathan Slaughter, the cannibal butcher of Wheaton.

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